Sunday, January 28, 2018

Psychology Professor

One day in a well known University, a Sr Psychology
Professor started his class on a very serious Topic. The
moment he turned towards the blackboard, one of the
students Whistled. He turned, looked at the class and
asked the whistler's name .............
As usual and as expected no one answered.
The Professor peacefully kept the Pen in his pocket
and picked up his bag. Saying that, the lecture ends
here and that was enough for the day, he started
moving towards the gate of the class. Students were
overjoyed to be free.
Then, he suddenly stopped and turned towards the
class, kept his bag on the table and said, "I'll tell you
a story to utilise the remaining time". Everyone became
interested.
Yesterday night I tried hard to sleep, but it was miles
away from my eyes, so I thought I'd better get petrol
in my car, which will save my time next morning and
might induce sleep. After having my tank full, I started
roaming in that area, enjoying the peace of a traffic
free ride.
Suddenly, on the corner I saw a girl who was as young
and beautiful as the clothes she was wearing. Must
have been returning from a party. Out of courtesy, I
turned my car towards her and asked if I may be of
any help. She asked me if I could drop her to her
home, she'll be very obliged, to which I agreed.
(Who would deny a beautiful young company instead
of a dry non sleepy night.)
She sat in the front seat with me. We started talking,
and to my amazement she was very intelligent, had
control on many topics which many youngsters don't.
When we reached her address, she admitted my
courteous nature and behavior and accepted that she
had fallen in love with me.
I also admitted her intelligence and beauty and that
I've also started liking her. I told her about my job as a
professor in the university.
The girl asked my number, which I gave her willingly.
Then she asked me a favor, to which i couldn't have
denied naturally.
She said that her brother is a student in the same
university, and asked me to take care of him, since
we'll be in a long relationship now.
I asked the name of the student.She said that I'll
recognise him with one of his very prominent quality.
He whistles a lot.
The moment the professor said this, all eyes in the
classroom turned towards the boy who had whistled.
The professor turned to that boy and said,
"Young Man I didn't get My Ph. D in Psychology by
sitting on my Ass."
So Get out of my class!!!��😂😂😅😅😎😎��😋😋😃😃😀😀😜😜��

PSYCHOLOGY PAAAA NIE ???

WHAT A PROF !!!!!

Friday, January 26, 2018

Psychology Professor

One day in a well known University, a Sr Psychology
Professor started his class on a very serious Topic. The
moment he turned towards the blackboard, one of the
students Whistled. He turned, looked at the class and
asked the whistler's name .............
As usual and as expected no one answered.
The Professor peacefully kept the Pen in his pocket
and picked up his bag. Saying that, the lecture ends
here and that was enough for the day, he started
moving towards the gate of the class. Students were
overjoyed to be free.
Then, he suddenly stopped and turned towards the
class, kept his bag on the table and said, "I'll tell you
a story to utilise the remaining time". Everyone became
interested.
Yesterday night I tried hard to sleep, but it was miles
away from my eyes, so I thought I'd better get petrol
in my car, which will save my time next morning and
might induce sleep. After having my tank full, I started
roaming in that area, enjoying the peace of a traffic
free ride.
Suddenly, on the corner I saw a girl who was as young
and beautiful as the clothes she was wearing. Must
have been returning from a party. Out of courtesy, I
turned my car towards her and asked if I may be of
any help. She asked me if I could drop her to her
home, she'll be very obliged, to which I agreed.
(Who would deny a beautiful young company instead
of a dry non sleepy night.)
She sat in the front seat with me. We started talking,
and to my amazement she was very intelligent, had
control on many topics which many youngsters don't.
When we reached her address, she admitted my
courteous nature and behavior and accepted that she
had fallen in love with me.
I also admitted her intelligence and beauty and that
I've also started liking her. I told her about my job as a
professor in the university.
The girl asked my number, which I gave her willingly.
Then she asked me a favor, to which i couldn't have
denied naturally.
She said that her brother is a student in the same
university, and asked me to take care of him, since
we'll be in a long relationship now.
I asked the name of the student.She said that I'll
recognise him with one of his very prominent quality.
He whistles a lot.
The moment the professor said this, all eyes in the
classroom turned towards the boy who had whistled.
The professor turned to that boy and said,
"Young Man I didn't get My Ph. D in Psychology by
sitting on my Ass."
So Get out of my class!!!��😂😂😅😅😎😎��😋😋😃😃😀😀😜😜��

PSYCHOLOGY PAAAA NIE ???

WHAT A PROF !!!!!

Who is the Creaziest?

Who is the most craziest ?
1. Ga man who removed his shoes to
enter a
taxi.....
2. Asante man who went to the bank
with a
spanner to open bank account.
3. Upper East man who went to bed
with a
ruler just to know how long he slept
4. Upper West man who watched the
news
and waved at the news reader.
5. Navrongo nurse who woke up a
sleeping
patient simply because she forgot to
give him
sleeping pills...
6. Cape Coast man who lowered his
TV
volume because he wanted to read
a text
message...
7. Dagaate man who polished his
shoes to
take a passport photo.
8. Western man who climbed a
mango tree
to check if the mango was ripe
enough then
came down and started stoning it...
9. Eastern man who chose to drink
Fanta
because he thought sprite was
unripe.
10. Brong Ahafo man who saw
something
that looked like shit, touched n
tasted n said
"Hmmm" na shit ooo!!! Thank God I
no step
am....
11. Ewe/ Volta man who put his
radio inside
the refrigerator
because he wanted to listen
to Cool music.