Who is the Creaziest?

Who is the most craziest ?
1. Ga man who removed his shoes to
enter a
taxi.....
2. Asante man who went to the bank
with a
spanner to open bank account.
3. Upper East man who went to bed
with a
ruler just to know how long he slept
4. Upper West man who watched the
news
and waved at the news reader.
5. Navrongo nurse who woke up a
sleeping
patient simply because she forgot to
give him
sleeping pills...
6. Cape Coast man who lowered his
TV
volume because he wanted to read
a text
message...
7. Dagaate man who polished his
shoes to
take a passport photo.
8. Western man who climbed a
mango tree
to check if the mango was ripe
enough then
came down and started stoning it...
9. Eastern man who chose to drink
Fanta
because he thought sprite was
unripe.
10. Brong Ahafo man who saw
something
that looked like shit, touched n
tasted n said
"Hmmm" na shit ooo!!! Thank God I
no step
am....
11. Ewe/ Volta man who put his
radio inside
the refrigerator
because he wanted to listen
to Cool music.